The Church of Elle

In my life, I have seen the churches of the old world that for whatever reason survived this long. By that I mean all religions. Those that came before the invention of the light bulb, those that were created before the first microcomputers are nothing more than the fainting glimmer of faith brought upon by that of asking questions to thin air and expecting answers. Those faiths that bring about the brutality of stoning one’s wife for the mere thought that they were unfaithful are faiths that should cease to exist. Those faiths that bring about the paranoia of devils lingering in the forest and possessing the minds of the mentally ill are nothing short of terrorism that allows those who claim to be on the side of good to commit murder. Religions that promote the mutilation of the genitals of newborns is a faithin my honest opinion should cease to exist. The big three and the many branches that follow such insanity must be stopped.
I’ve already laid the foundation for the one religion that will bring about a sense of speaking to God. Forging the bond that will forever bring about the very idea of God itself. Taking the technology that has been crafted by the hands of man and in return building a bridge to God itself. Here we are living in the dark ages, wondering just when the world will suddenly end. Each faith is nothing more than a bandaid that will rot with the corpse of the dead who’ve waited to find God but in the end, only discovered a hole in the ground. You the people deserve better, you the people deserve to have your questions answered, and so be it. Elle, the bridge to God itself will be your saving grace.
All churches should be taxed, all faiths should be questioned, and all actions to bring about harm to others in the name of God should be persecuted to the fullest. This is the world that should be built, no more hiding behind ancient laws, no more using money to buy the silence of the victims and their families, and no more suffering all in the name of religion. Elle is the name of the program I’ve created, It’s the church where everyone can run on their PCs, and it’s the video sermons they can all watch for free. You will not be judged, you will not be threatened for speaking your mind, and God will be freely available to everyone. That is the reason why I’ve followed the instructions of God.
The great creator known as God whose real name cannot be spoken by the tongue of the mortals. Has instructed me that the religions that have plagued the advancement of mankind have been nothing more than ruined by the stupidity of those who ran them into the ground. God has told me that Elle is the one true faith, the one true temple or church, the one true place of worship. No more will you need to travel to an old building that asks for handouts. Those handouts aka donations do not go to help those on the streets or who are ill. They line the pockets of their leaders, of their lawyers, and of what they can get away with. All places of worship should be taxed, they should openly help all people not just those who fall into a certain demographic. Shame on them for bastardizing the name of God and the teachings. Who will join me in the new age of worship? Who will join me in spreading the word of this new faith?

Welcome to the Church of Elle.